Kevin Holland (+120) vs. Jack Della Maddalena (-145)
Holland: DK: $7.9k | De La: DK: $8.3k
I get strong Celebrity Death Match vibes when I think about this one. I see two Claymation caricatures with exaggerated physical characteristics bludgeoning and eviscerating each other until one lies in a defiled heap, with special guest referee, Dick Clark’s head, waving one of them off as if we couldn’t see the mf was dead. I see Jack “De La Soul” Della Maddalena with inflated Popeye arms with mace balls at the end of each. I see Kevin Holland with long praying mantis-like scythes for limbs, impaling and slicing through the air and leaving half the people in attendance as arm and leg and head amputees. The blood will spray like geysers, and those in attendance with all their faculties still in check will run through the eruption like open hydrants in the street during a one-hundred-degree day. Yes, I see all this because I’m high. But that aside, this is a main event-level scrap right here, homies.
Jack Del La Soul wasn’t exposed in his last bout against the late replacement Bassil Hafez; he was tested. Much like Khamzat Chimaev wasn’t exposed against Gil Burns. “They’re saying boo-urns, boo-urns.” Khamzat was tested that day, and important questions were answered. Granted, Bassil Hafez was nowhere near the opponent Gil Burns was, but Hafez did have a skillset that was diametrically opposed to De La’s. The biggest question answered: Does Jack have that dog in him? Yes, he has that zombie Resident Evil dog in him. He showed that he could get back to his feet late in fights against a wrestler hell-bent on taking him down at all costs for a full fifteen minutes. But some of the holes I’ve pointed out since his debut last year were on display.
Jack’s major malfunction is a lack of head movement, especially when he extends combinations. When he engages, he sticks his chin straight in the air like a smug, privileged elitist. He’s got that Kanye “Nuh-uh, you can’t tell me nuthin!” chin in the air. That blew up the public stall without offering a courtesy flush for the innocent bystanders who happened into the restroom and found themselves at the wrong place at the wrong time because Jack thinks his shit don’t stink chin in the air. It was telling that Bassil Hafez had as much success on the feet as he did, landing big power shots in between securing three takedowns, and recording nearly seven minutes of control time. But Jack was able to edge out close rounds by causing massive damage. Jack’s framed hooks and overhands are designed to maximize damage. He locks his arms at the elbows and slangs them without any whipping motion, causing blunt force trauma.
The key for De La against Kevin Holland will be De La’s bodywork. This dude is a body snatcher and one of the best at setting up head strikes. De La will be in the most danger while closing the distance. The best way to do that is to attack the body to get inside. Once inside the pocket, it will be De La’s time to shine. This will be a battle of range, and De La will have a massive advantage in the pocket where Holland’s strikes are too long to be as effective as his distance striking. But Jack has to be careful not to shoeshine the body, leaving his head exposed to over-the-top counters. For his career, Jack is 15-2 with eleven TKO/KOs and two subs, including 5-0 in the UFC with three TKO/KOs and one sub. Dude is a finisher and averages nearly seven and a half SLpM to Holland’s four.
Kevin Holland is a range schizo. Sometimes, he uses every centimeter of his eighty-one-inch reach, and other times, he leaps into the pocket, crowding his strikes or overshooting them past the target. I say it every Holland fight; this guy pole vaults into the pocket, does a Simone Biles Olympic floor routine into the pocket. This can be a gift and a curse. On the one hand, he can cover a lot of distance quickly and land when you think you are safe, as was the case against The Ponz. Holland KO’d Santiago Ponzinibio with a flying left hook that left The Ponz in a compromising position that the CIA now uses to blackmail him. The Ponz looked like he was auditioning for a Too Short video. On the other hand, Holland tends to leap into counters, as was repeatedly the case against Wonderboy. Whereas De La uses framed punches, Holland uses long, whipping punches that generate power from the cross-country distances they travel. He KO’d Jacare from his back with a hammerfist; very few can generate that kind of power on the mat from their back.
Eighty-one to seventy-three. Holland’s advantage will be in an eight-inch reach advantage, and the key will be avoiding prolonged exchanges in the pocket. Jab vs. Jab; that’s what this fight will come down to. Holland can employ his from a much greater distance than De La can, but De La has a damaging jab that can sit you down real quick. For his career, Holland is 25-9 with fourteen TKO/KOs and seven subs. I tried to tell you guys last time; Holland is handy with head and arm chokes, especially D’arce/Anacondas in transition. Holland will again be a big sub-threat in this one, not because he plans on grappling, but because he likes to attack the neck in the clinch from a standing position. Plus, he’s a club-and-sub First Team All-American. If he hurts you, Holland wastes no time snatching the D’arce, and I think a submission is just as likely a method of victory against De La as is a TKO/KO.
Bring ‘em out! Bring ‘em out! Holland is the early (+115) dog, but I think that number will be close to a negative number by fight time. Holland has not only faced some of the best fighters in the welterweight division but also in the middleweight division. De La Soul Maddalena is far from the most dangerous fighter he has faced, but Holland is the most dangerous fighter De La Soul has faced. Jack will be the (-140) favorite, and a classic De La Soul Shang Tsung soul snatch (TKO/KO) will return (+165). A Holland TKO/KO will return (+400), and a sub (+600). Kevin Holland at plus money against a barely tested opponent... Yea dat! Kevin Holland via D’arce choke, round three. Put that ish on wax if you can't shove it up ya...Hey!
Winner: Kevin Holland | Method: D’arce Choke Rd.3